"How's times?" inquired a tourist.
"Oh, pretty tolerable," responded
the old native who was sitting on a stump. "I had some trees to cut down,
but a cyclone came along & saved me the trouble."
"Fine."
"Yes & then the lightning set fire
to the brush pile & saved me the trouble of burning it."
"Remarkable. But what are you going to
do now?"
"Oh! Nothing much. Just waiting for an
earthquake to come along & shake the potatoes out of the ground."
- (moreillustrations.com)
“The
most likely man to go to hell is the man who has nothing to do on earth. Idle
people tempt the devil to tempt them.” -
Charles Spurgeon.
Ecc 10:18 (CEV): “Some people are too lazy
to fix a leaky roof — then the house falls in.”
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