A Sunday school teacher asked her children, “Why do you have to be quiet in church?” A little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
“A newly married man took up 2 jobs to please his wife with extra gifts. She left for another man saying, “I want a man to spend time with me.”
One Sunday, a pastor announced to his congregation, “I have good news & bad news. The good news is we have enough money to pay for our new building project. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.” (Selections from net)
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