A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.
The husband responded, “When we were first married, we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions, and my wife would make all the minor decisions.”
At which point the wife took up the tale, “And in 60 years of marriage, we have never needed to make a major decision.”
Esther 1:22 (GNB): "To each of the royal provinces he sent a message in the language and the system of writing of that province, saying that every husband should be the master of his home and speak with final authority."
"If your wife doesn't treat you as she should, be thankful, you might not like what you deserve." - Jerry Falwell.