A man addicted to walking in his sleep went to bed all right one night, but when he awoke he found himself on the street in the grasp of a policeman.
"Hold on," he cried, "you mustn't arrest me. I'm a somnambulist (sleepwalker)."
To which the policeman replied: "I don't care what your religion is - you can't walk the streets in your nightshirt."
“I don't believe in any religion apart from doing the will of God.” - Catherine Booth.
Js 1:27 (GNT): “What God the Father considers to be pure and genuine religion is this: to take care of orphans and widows in their suffering and to keep oneself from being corrupted by the world.”