Thursday, August 11, 2016


"How's times?" inquired a tourist.

"Oh, pretty tolerable," responded the old native who was sitting on a stump. "I had some trees to cut down, but a cyclone came along & saved me the trouble."


"Yes & then the lightning set fire to the brush pile & saved me the trouble of burning it."

"Remarkable. But what are you going to do now?"

"Oh! Nothing much. Just waiting for an earthquake to come along & shake the potatoes out of the ground."

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“The most likely man to go to hell is the man who has nothing to do on earth. Idle people tempt the devil to tempt them.” -  Charles Spurgeon.

Ecc 10:18 (CEV): “Some people are too lazy to fix a leaky roof — then the house falls in.”

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