Sunday, November 27, 2016

NUTS



CURIOUS CHARLEY—"Do nuts grow on trees, father?"

FATHER—"They do, my son."

CURIOUS CHARLEY—"Then what tree does the doughnut grow on?"

FATHER—"The pantry, my son."

Pro 26:5 (GNT): “Give a silly answer to a silly question, and the one who asked it will realize that he's not as smart as he thinks.”

“There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool. -  Francis Bacon.

“A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell!” -  Thomas Fuller.

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